As long as Dan's around to fix them, we'll keep making cars that break down prematurely

Dan changed my life, he can certainly change your oil

It's clear the car's integrity was compromised and had been handled with much negligence. I believed the onboard computer system was ported via an Atari in Bill's attic and multiple innapropriate fuels had been used. I had to conclude that no reasonable mechanic would attempt to service it. I didn't count on Dan

Dan was always a bit of a tool

Kern Motors rocks and exudes honesty and passion usually reserved for those great garage acts of yesteryear

I said it, the auto industry is rigged bigly and only makes bad deals. But Dan is unbelievable, reminds me of me, and understands the art of the deal. Kern Motors made my car great again

I remember the little shit. He cut my brake lines every April's Fool Day

As I've always encouraged everyone to investigate, I emailed Dan from one of my many devices and offered Dan the State Dept. Fleet contract if he could wipe them all clean

Dan saved me a bundle by only topping up the fluid in the headlight that was low

Enough about the damned emails already. It's about RPM's – as many revolutions per minute as I can create. Dan is committed to working toward a Living Speed Limit and Free Driver Ed for everyone, not just the 1%

During my Kern 29-point Inspection Dan pointed at six other things for no extra charge

Kern Motors is revolutionizing the industry with good, honest work and fair rates combined in one shop

Dan pointed out that my tire wasn't flat but rather, the other three had swelled up

Dan called me months after I'd dropped my car off at his shop and forgotten it. He said it was definitely my name on the reciept and that's attention to detail. Fortunately he never looked in the trunk. That's trust

Dan really cares. After fixing the brakes he test drove all six of my kids to Disneyland

When I told Dan my battery was dead he handled both the burial and the eulogy

With firm yet caring hands he can tease our pipes apart and insert a new bolt anytime, anywhere he chooses

I got a great deal on my brake job and then Dan gave me a 50% discount on fixing the brakes on the spare

He's way too nice to us and the final bill is never quite painful enough