"Most likely to own a ridiculously large and overpriced toolbox"

– Dan's Grade 12 Yearbook

Courtesy Cars Available

Exotic good looks; breathtaking acceleration; awesome handling; Kern Motors discourtesy cars are none of these things. But they do go from A-B when your car is going nowhere. And some of them have hats.

Call Dan today and learn why customers are cutting their own brake lines for the chance to drive just one of the Kern Motors SB fleet.

Each sensational vehicle comes with pre-installed seats, up to four pre-inflated tires, both headlights and a deluxe pine forest air freshener.